Dad Jokes by Jimmy Niro
Author:Jimmy Niro
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Published: 2018-05-01T04:00:00+00:00
Q: What’s the best way to catch a fish?
A: Have someone throw it to you.
Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
A: Because if it lifted up both legs it would fall over.
I used to search for shellfish at the beach until one day when I pulled a mussel.
Q: What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
A: A holey cow!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: Why have you never seen elephants hiding in trees?
A: Because they’re really good at it.
The swordfish is the best-dressed fish. It always looks sharp!
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